I had a fight with my "mother" the other day....it was hilarious. She started accusing me of doing drugs and stealing and various other crimes (which is hilarious because I try very hard to avoid getting into trouble) and I spouted the funniest thing I've said in a while. I said "yes mother, you're right......I shoud've known you'd figure it all out! Like how I lead a double life, and work as an assassin at night! Where am I going tonight? Why, an opium den, then OFF TO WORK. I wear an eyepatch and a fake mustache and they all call me Killer Black, or Mr. Killison. Sometimes I wear green whiskers, and on these rare occassions they call me, EL DIABLO!?"

sometimes I say the greatest of things when I'm mad.